I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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