I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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