That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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