I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Even my vagina gasped.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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