This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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