bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Randomize
