Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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