She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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