ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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