Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
