just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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