I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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