I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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