Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Vodka?
Forever.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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