it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
This can only be settled by a dance off.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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