i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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