Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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