Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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