I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
