i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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