She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
sex in a hospital.. check
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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