The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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