how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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