Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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