I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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