Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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