So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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