after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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