it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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