I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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