You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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