So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Randomize
