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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize