david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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