It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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