I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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