so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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