The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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