he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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