Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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