New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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