I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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