Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Randomize