My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
