people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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