I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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