Do you still have your period?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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