I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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