Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
