Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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