Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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