I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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