But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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