I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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