They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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