Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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