oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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