my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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