As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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